Shop Reductress

"tyrant? this man became the mayor of flavortown without ever holding a fair election" magnet

"inspiring! this woman listened to five hours of advice and then did what she was gonna do in the first place" magnet

"therapist professionally shit-talking person who wronged you worth every penny" magnet

"nice! this woman’s inferiority and superiority complexes basically cancel each other out" magnet

"report: i've had it" magnet

"don't talk to me until i've had my abortion" black mug

reductress workshop 1: introduction to satire and comedy writing

reductress workshop part 2: headlines, heightening, and self-editing

"i don't know you that well' 9oz soy candle

"covering up the shit smell" 9oz soy candle

"autumnal bitch" 9oz soy candle

"woman recklessly blows entire paycheck on rent again" magnet

"child labor? boss asking you to do work even though you're only 26" magnet

"how to stop slouching by just lying all the way down" magnet

"'i'm a nice guy!' screams man" magnet

"how to eat mindfully by pretending you're that one mouse with his cracker from 'the aristocats'" magnet

"white guy never thought of it that way" magnet

"wow! this one-ingredient brownie is just weed" magnet

"goals! woman replaced the anxiety of not having boundaries with the guilt of having boundaries" magnet

"'ugh, typical straight white man,' says typical straight white woman" magnet