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"woman who filled void with baby misses void" magnet

"woman with mansion owes everything to 6th grade game of mash" magnet

"'i want to be a farmer,' says woman who wants a long weekend near grass" magnet

"quiz: should you crochet, knit, or start smoking cigarettes?" magnet

"forcing the cozy vibes" 9oz soy candle

"christmas isn't about presents, it's about finally fucking your childhood friend's hot dad" ceramic ornament

"relaxed yet, bitch?" 9oz soy candle

"more of a weed person" can cooler sleeve

"'i need a new job,' says woman who needs a different economic system" magnet

"jar of husband's ashes impossible to open without help" magnet

"are you out of groceries or are you just out of cheese?" magnet

"man who thinks drag queens are groomers asking 7-year-old niece if she has a boyfriend" magnet

"how to ditch the small talk and make all your conversations intimate and weird" magnet

"study reveals libraries honestly cool as fuck" magnet

"woman risks entire career, livelihood for 15 more minutes of sleep" magnet

"'i would start running, but it's bad for my knees,' says woman who sits like gollum for 10 hours everyday" magnet

"woman's cry for help distilled into commenting 'it me' on several pictures of raccoons" magnet

"doctors hate her! this woman advocates for herself at the doctor" magnet

"stockholm syndrome? this woman loves her parents" magnet

"woman for whom nothing is going right takes solace in having a huge ass" magnet