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"woman jogs so she can clear her thoughts and replace them all with 'i hate running'" magnet

"runner's high? yeah she is" magnet

"'wow! this woman's stomach hurts even though she only ate a lot and poorly" magnet

"'you should confront her,' says bored therapist who lives for drama" magnet

"nice! this woman didn't choose career or family" magnet

"report: your anxiety is right and you will die when you walk into that party" magnet

"cultural critic? this woman is mean" magnet

"uh oh! alcoholic drink making woman tired not fun" magnet

"quiz: is he your 'darcy' or just mean to you?" magnet

"quiz: do you have burnout or do you just hate it here?" magnet

"woman with big water bottle achieves constant state of pissing" magnet

"'eldest daughter' finally added as official diagnosis in dsm-v" magnet

"i lived it: i protected my peace and now i'm bored" magnet

"i'm a feminist, but i'm taking my husband's last name to bring great shame upon it" magnet

"cool! this woman has been in fight or flight for four years" magnet

"report: it's always fucking something" magnet

"'i deserve a little treat,' says woman who has never denied herself anything" magnet

"report: it's going to take a lot more than allergy to stop woman from shoving face in cat's belly" magnet

"there's no history of mental illness in my family, but it's gotta start somewhere" magnet

"my zodiac sign wasn't compatible with my baby, so i left her in a walmart" magnet