Shop Reductress

"scary! this might be the best version of yourself" magnet

"woman too depressed to do any of the things that lessen depression" magnet

"how to stay up really late for no other reason than ruining tomorrow" magnet

"dumbest fucking idea ever? this woman sells seashells by the seashore" magnet

"'tattoos are permanent!' says mom with children" magnet

"ted cruz is proof you can get away with anything if you're ridiculously hot" hardboard back coaster

reductress headline shower curtain

"woman drinks too much coffee because she couldn’t sleep because she drank too much coffee because she couldn’t sleep" black mug

"woman makes more breakfast so she can drink more coffee" black mug

"woman's self-care just engaging in the seven deadly sins" black mug

"woman excited to reach point in career where men say she doesn’t deserve it" black mug

"congrats, you won the breakup" 9oz soy candle

"why it’s actually feminist to run over the curb a little" hardboard back coaster

"man blissfully unaware" hardboard back coaster

"i use ‘they’ pronouns because i’m non-binary and also because i’m always surrounded by my bees" hardboard back coaster

"teen mom? this 29-year-old had a baby" hardboard back coaster

"lol, nice - fortune teller says you're going to die at 69" hardboard back coaster

"how to stop competing with other women and start dating them" hardboard back coaster

"study finds nothing more threatening than entirely blonde family" hardboard back coaster

"wow! this one-ingredient brownie is just weed" hardboard back coaster