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"fuck yes! regular bell pepper has tiny little bell pepper inside" magnet

"quiz: should you stay in and be depressed? or go out and be anxious?" magnet

"woman still not seeing results of doing yoga once every three years" magnet

"woman worried antidepressants will ruin personal brand of extremely concerning humor" hardboard back coaster

"no shit! wildly successful person believes in manifestation" hardboard back coaster

"nice! things are finally going well for this woman so now she's scared" hardboard back coaster

"self-discipline queen! this woman takes an 8-hour tolerance break from smoking weed every night" hardboard back coaster

"mug of coffee begs for sweet release of death after being put in microwave for seventh time" hardboard back coaster

"this woman's will to live is based solely on a cat that hates her" hardboard back coaster

"scary! this might be the best version of yourself" hardboard back coaster

"woman too depressed to do any of the things that lessen depression" hardboard back coaster

"how to stop saying 'jesus fucking christ' out loud when meeting your friends' ugly boyfriends" hardboard back coaster

"'tattoos are permanent!' says mom with children" hardboard back coaster

"woman consistently only uses one of her 5,000 mugs" magnet

"woman worried antidepressants will ruin personal brand of extremely concerning humor" magnet

"nice! things are finally going well for this woman so now she's scared" magnet

"'i actually can't whistle,' says woman who also can't do so many more important things" magnet

"self-discipline queen! this woman takes an 8-hour tolerance break from smoking weed every night" magnet

"mug of coffee begs for sweet release of death after being put in microwave for seventh time" magnet

"this woman's will to live is based solely on a cat that hates her" magnet