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"quiz: is he your 'darcy' or just mean to you?" magnet

"nice! this woman didn't choose career or family" magnet

"cultural critic? this woman is mean" magnet

"roommates who can't afford to live alone accidentally growing old together" magnet

"'eldest daughter' finally added as official diagnosis in dsm-v" magnet

"joy of cooking immediately shattered by tragedy of cleaning up" magnet

"woman loves doing a good job but not as much as she loves doing a mediocre job and leaving early" magnet

"woman with big water bottle achieves constant state of pissing" magnet

"estranged from my plants" ceramic mug

"'i just don't want to sit at a desk all day,' says woman who just wants to sit on the couch all day" magnet

"study finds joy of buying lunch outweighs devastating financial consequences" hardboard back coaster

"report: your anxiety is right and you will die when you walk into that party" magnet

"nice! this woman's schedule opened up because she forgot what she needed to do today" hardboard back coaster

"study finds joy of buying lunch outweighs devastating financial consequences" magnet

"traumatic experience really taking its sweet time turning into art" magnet

"self-care queen! this woman treated herself to being a bitch today" magnet

"fuck yes! regular bell pepper has tiny little bell pepper inside" hardboard back coaster

"there's no history of mental illness in my family, but it's gotta start somewhere" magnet

"my zodiac sign wasn't compatible with my baby, so i left her in a walmart" magnet

"sad! this woman achieved everything she aspired to and now she has to do it forever" magnet