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"surprise! goth friend grew up in wealthy, loving two-parent household" magnet

"report: woman just needs to lie on floor for an hour and then she'll be ready to go" magnet

"how to say your love language is receiving gifts without sounding like a french child-prince" magnet

"how to save money by eliminating all sources of joy from your life" magnet

"are you out of groceries or are you just out of cheese?" hardboard back coaster

"anticapitalist icon? this woman is bad at her job" hardboard back coaster

"boyfriend unaware that you manifested him" hardboard back coaster

"radical self-confidence? this woman made a typo in an email but isn’t going to quit her job" hardboard back coaster

"capitalism-loving dad doesn’t get why things aren’t built to last anymore" hardboard back coaster

"aww! this woman read a paper she wrote in college and realized she actually used to be smart" hardboard back coaster

"report: your doctor thinks you’re annoying and that’s what they’re typing on their little computer" hardboard back coaster

"stoned woman doing menial task experiences first taste of inner peace in months" hardboard back coaster

"i thought i was totally straight. then i discovered funky-patterned short-sleeve button-ups." hardboard back coaster

"suck it, descartes! this woman thinks, but she isn't" hardboard back coaster

"why i stopped meditating and started screaming" hardboard back coaster

"positive affirmations to say with your dumb little voice" hardboard back coaster

"i lived it: i literally never know what anyone is talking about" hardboard back coaster

"how i combatted my english department’s eurocentrism by not doing any of the reading" hardboard back coaster

"ass that will not quit fired for trying to unionize" hardboard back coaster

"quiz: are you even good enough to have imposter syndrome?" hardboard back coaster