Shop Reductress

"‘i’m in my graham crackers era,’ says woman experiencing nine different nutrient deficiencies" magnet

"how to never try your best so you can live in the illusion of unfulfilled potential" magnet

"woman listens to guided meditation on 1.75x speed" magnet

"gross! successful interview results in full-time job" magnet

"silly goose? this goose is actually very litigious and will sue for defamation" magnet

"woman drinks too much coffee because she couldn’t sleep because she drank too much coffee because she couldn’t sleep" magnet

"go girl! this woman is still employed despite decades of rampant incompetence" magnet

"woman takes break from crying to see if she looks cute crying" magnet

"woman reconsiders desire for success when she realizes she might have to wake up early" magnet

"woman a little disappointed meeting with boss led to more work instead of being fired" magnet

"how to make him cum so hard he acknowledges your first-person consciousness is just as complex as his" magnet

"brave! this woman embraces her masculine side by not helping clean up after dinner" magnet

"woman spends entire concert worrying if friends she invited are having a good time" magnet

"aww! these businessmen came to an agreement so they held hands for a bit" magnet

"‘okay,’ says woman for no reason every 30 minutes while alone in her apartment" magnet

"get him to notice you by being a small clump of cells in a uterus" magnet

"will this coffee give you anxiety or a will to live?" black mug

"ask me about my huge ass" black coffee mug

"irritable bowel syndrome (ibs)" black mug 11oz

"wow! man being ironically sexist is also normal sexist" magnet