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"flaky friend ruins plans by not canceling" magnet

"breaking: stranger petting your dog wrong" magnet

"report: all haters either jealous or deeply attracted to you" magnet

"is your cat sitting on you because it likes you, or because you're dying?" magnet

"woman taking break from anxiety to feel guilt for no reason" magnet

"how to vacuum once and think maybe you're not actually mentally ill" magnet

"early reader" infant baby onesie

"my daddy is the best daddy in the whole daddy" infant baby onesie

"i'm a dirty f*cking slut for wine" wine tote bag - black

"stoned woman eating pretzel bread at aquarium has no need for god or money" magnet

"'working on it!’ says woman who just remembered she has to work on it" magnet

"woman buys berries as a healthy sna- oh wow they molded already" magnet

"report: people don’t take enough candid and beautiful photos of me" magnet

"complete mental breakdown self-diagnosed each week as ‘sunday scaries’" magnet

"girlboss! this woman works from home but still hides in the bathroom" magnet

"woman too tired to check if that noise was a serial killer" magnet

"woman who doesn’t have time to cook spends 35 minutes crafting custom salad order" magnet

"‘i contain multitudes,’ says woman who contains mostly shredded cheese" magnet

"woman has no idea she is the reason couple can’t use her name for their baby" magnet

"‘i read somewhere—’ says woman about to summarize a tiktok" magnet