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when life gives you lemons squeeze them into people's eyes tee

what do i look for in a man tee

life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass tee

introverted but willing to discuss cats tee

i may not have lost all my marbles yet

one day i was born then everything bothered me & that brings us up to date tee

surviving purely out of spite tee

if you are going to be salty then bring the tequila retro tee

some people are like slinkies tee

today i'm wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion tee

wine a glass a day keeps the demons away tee

dogs are god's way of apologizing for your relatives tee

may your coffee kick in before reality does tee

mama raised me to take no bull tee

busy raising children who won’t turn out tee

if you see me talking to myself do not disturb i'm having a staff meeting tee

don't bring me to tears when i just did my makeup so nice tee

sweet as sugar cold as iced tee

don't forget to drink your water and mind your business tee

don't judge a book by its movie tee