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i survived another year tee

b*craft the art of pissing people off by telling them the truth tee

don't flatter yourself tee

your face is just fine tee

stay sweet tee

save by grace through faith tee

i don't need to throw shade to shine tee

my eulogy will be a list of people who need to be told to f-ck off tee

mombie like a zombie but with kids tee

the world is a magical place of people waiting tee

move aside coffee this is a job for alcohol tee

one thing about me is i will always get the last word even if tee

lying through your teeth doesn't count as flossing tee

okay i've complained enough about it time to put it to rest tee

love is in the air hold your damn breath tee

taking a sick day because i'm sick of you people

i don't need your attitude tee

i must warn you my inner child is a mean little shit t-shirt

i put the b in obituary t-shirt

true crime glass of wine bed by nine t-shirt