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i work to buy coffee i buy coffee to work it's the circle of life tee

jesus turned water into wine he didn't turn your business into mine tee

today is a sunglasses and advil kind of day tee

i had the right to remain silent tee

people my age tee

thanksgiving bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1869 tee

warning may spontaneously start talking about serial killers tee

i'm fine but the rest of you need therapy tee

is ugh an emotion because i feel it all the time tee

divorgasn the high you get from your freshly signed divorce papers tee

the trash gets picked up tomorrow be ready tee

i may be a bad influence but i'm damn fun tee

i’m a normal cat lady you’re a crazy people person tee

me being real tee

atlanta tee

may your day be filled with good thoughts tee

i just want to pet dogs drink coffee & bake things tee

i'll take em deviled tee

hell naw tee

i don't expect everything to be handed to me tee