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i'm getting too tired of being too broke for new tattoos tee

i just want to pet dogs drink coffee & bake things tee

i didn't mean to push your buttons i was just looking the for mute tee

may your day be filled with good thoughts tee

i may be a bad influence but i'm damn fun tee

you catfish on your looks i catfish on my mental stability we are not the same tee

too young to retire too poor to quit too fat to strip tee

much too young to feel this damn old tee

rub some dirt on it it's just a scratch tee

here's to another year of pretending i know what i'm doing tee

there is purpose in the waiting tee

i had the right to remain silent tee

warning may spontaneously start talking about serial killers tee

have a great day just kidding go f* yourself tee

most likely to burn the turkey thanksgiving tee

fall in love with taking care of yourself tee

keep my name out of your low budget conversations tee

hell naw tee

the trash gets picked up tomorrow be ready tee

don't ruin your career tee