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keep my name out of your low budget conversations tee

raising free range chickens and children tee

stop breaking yourself into bite sized pieces tee

my circle is so small i have more kids than friends tee

i wonder if chicken wings think about me too tee

blame it on my gypsy soul tee

much too young to feel this damn old tee

i'm not sarcastic i'm just intelligent beyond your imagination tee

here's to another year of pretending i know what i'm doing tee

most likely to go back for seconds thanksgiving tee

have a great day just kidding go f* yourself tee

i may be a bad influence but i'm damn fun tee

what's done in the inbox will eventually come to screenshots tee

hell naw tee

don’t flatter yourself i drunk text everyone tee

too old for tiktok too young for life alert tee

due to financial reasons i will be passing away tee

too young to retire too poor to quit too fat to strip tee

the trash gets picked up tomorrow be ready tee

don't ruin your career tee