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the difference between coffee and your opinion tee

i might not quit but i’ll complain the whole time tee

i think i will cause problems on purpose tee

grandmas create memories that the heart holds forever tee

today's recipe 1 cup of cluster 2 cups of f* bake at 37 who gives a shit tee

you're entitled to your wrong opinion tee

sorry my social anxiety says no tee

my mind is like someone emptied the junk drawer on to a trampoline tee

stirring the pot is my specialty tee

i keep my standards as high as my anxiety tee

sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them tee

it's me hi i'm the trouble maker tee

cats don’t tell the police where your drugs are tee

my forehead is big from all the disrespectful thoughts i keep to myself tee

i have absolutely no desire to fit in tee

i don't make mistakes i marry them tee

coffee because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm tee

here's a code that only parents will know tee

hang in there it gets worse tee

i got a heart like a truck runs on dreams and gasoline tee