Shop Reductress

"woman still not seeing results of doing yoga once every three years" hardboard back coaster

"wow! this woman aged so gracefully she turned into parmesan cheese" hardboard back coaster

"quiz: should you stay in and be depressed? or go out and be anxious?" hardboard back coaster

"fuck yes! regular bell pepper has tiny little bell pepper inside" hardboard back coaster

"traumatic experience really taking its sweet time turning into art" hardboard back coaster

"self-care queen! this woman treated herself to being a bitch today" hardboard back coaster

"nice! this woman's schedule opened up because she forgot what she needed to do today" hardboard back coaster

"report: friend is in europe and you're going to fucking hear about it" hardboard back coaster

"study finds joy of buying lunch outweighs devastating financial consequences" hardboard back coaster

"estranged from my plants" ceramic mug

"stress baking" holiday apron

"joy of cooking immediately shattered by tragedy of cleaning up" magnet

"sad! this woman achieved everything she aspired to and now she has to do it forever" magnet

"woman loves doing a good job but not as much as she loves doing a mediocre job and leaving early" magnet

"nice! woman who used to be the smart sibling now the poor one" magnet

"roommates who can't afford to live alone accidentally growing old together" magnet

"report: it's always fucking something" magnet

"'i deserve a little treat,' says woman who has never denied herself anything" magnet

"uh oh! alcoholic drink making woman tired not fun" magnet

"'mom wishes you'd see things from her fucked up point of view" magnet