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"how to stay up really late for no other reason than ruining tomorrow" hardboard back coaster

"woman too depressed to do any of the things that lessen depression" hardboard back coaster

"scary! this might be the best version of yourself" hardboard back coaster

"this woman's will to live is based solely on a cat that hates her" hardboard back coaster

"mug of coffee begs for sweet release of death after being put in microwave for seventh time" hardboard back coaster

"self-discipline queen! this woman takes an 8-hour tolerance break from smoking weed every night" hardboard back coaster

"'i actually can't whistle,' says woman who also can't do so many more important things" hardboard back coaster

"nice! things are finally going well for this woman so now she's scared" hardboard back coaster

"wow! this woman wasted 12 hours deciding how to spend her day" hardboard back coaster

"no shit! wildly successful person believes in manifestation" hardboard back coaster

"woman worried antidepressants will ruin personal brand of extremely concerning humor" hardboard back coaster

"woman still not seeing results of doing yoga once every three years" magnet

"wow! this woman aged so gracefully she turned into parmesan cheese" magnet

"quiz: should you stay in and be depressed? or go out and be anxious?" magnet

"fuck yes! regular bell pepper has tiny little bell pepper inside" magnet

"traumatic experience really taking its sweet time turning into art" magnet

"self-care queen! this woman treated herself to being a bitch today" magnet

"report: friend is in europe and you're going to fucking hear about it" magnet

"study finds joy of buying lunch outweighs devastating financial consequences" magnet

"'i just don't want to sit at a desk all day,' says woman who just wants to sit on the couch all day" magnet