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"cool! this woman has been in fight or flight for four years" magnet

"'wow! this woman's stomach hurts even though she only ate a lot and poorly" magnet

"deadline set by self graciously extended by self" magnet

"woman jogs so she can clear her thoughts and replace them all with 'i hate running'" magnet

"i'm a feminist, but i'm taking my husband's last name to bring great shame upon it" magnet

"'you should confront her,' says bored therapist who lives for drama" magnet

"woman with big water bottle achieves constant state of pissing" magnet

"my zodiac sign wasn't compatible with my baby, so i left her in a walmart" magnet

"'eldest daughter' finally added as official diagnosis in dsm-v" magnet

"rock climbing gym requires proof of being in an open relationship before joining" magnet

"quiz: is he your 'darcy' or just mean to you?" magnet

"cultural critic? this woman is mean" magnet

"report: your anxiety is right and you will die when you walk into that party" magnet

"michelin star? woman reheats meal in oven instead of microwave" magnet

"there's no history of mental illness in my family, but it's gotta start somewhere" magnet

"nice! this woman didn't choose career or family" magnet

"woman a hard worker unless she's tired, hungry, or doesn't feel like it" magnet

"i lived it: i protected my peace and now i'm bored" magnet

"quiz: do you have burnout or do you just hate it here?" magnet

"report: it's going to take a lot more than allergy to stop woman from shoving face in cat's belly" magnet