Corporate Snark

nothing will fix this shitshow candle

working with me is the only gift you need candle

and here we fucking go again mug 15oz

zero f*cks given' mug 15oz

another pointless meeting coloring & activity book

corporate chaos spooky edition coloring book

warning not great with humans sticker

this meeting could have been a fistfight sticker

fuck you this much sticker

you make me wish i had more fingers sticker

you know what that sounds like sticker

i wonder what my job description says today sticker

i don't always work sticker

i could be meaner tshirt

oh look! nobody gives a shit sticker

surviving on energy drinks and policy violations notebook

born to dilly dally sticker

i got you some jumper cables since you like to start shit sticker

be the reason hr gets involved sticker

i hope this email finds you before i do sticker