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Some people are social butterflies. You? You're more like a slightly aggressive houseplant. Slap this sticker on your water bottle, laptop, or cubicle wall as a public service announcement: you’re not here for small talk, forced fun, or team-building exercises that require eye contact. Made from durable, matte-finish vinyl that's water-resistant, UV-resistant, and dishwasher safe, this sticker is built to survive your workday mood swings and the occasional spill of iced coffee rage. ✅ High-quality vinyl ✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles & more ✅ Indoor/outdoor use ✅ Just the right amount of antisocial flair Size: 3" x 2" Stick it loud and proud. Social skills sold separately.
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