Nothing Will Fix This Shitshow Candle

A brutally honest scent for when the wheels have come off, the ship is sinking, and someone just suggested a team-building exercise. This candle smells like chaos, denial, and the comforting aroma of “we tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas.” Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, and a glass jar 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm) Burning time: 50-60 hours EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.