I Don't Always Work Sticker

Because productivity is best performed under surveillance. This sticker is for the strategic slackers, the breakroom ninjas, and the masters of looking busy. Perfect for decorating your laptop, water bottle, or cubicle as a subtle reminder that you know how to game the system—with flair. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or wherever you need to warn others. Made from durable, high-quality vinyl with a matte finish, it’s UV-resistant, water-resistant, and dishwasher safe, just like your sarcasm. ✅ High-quality vinyl ✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles & more ✅ Indoor/outdoor use Size: 3" x 2" Stick it, smirk, and get back to “looking productive.”