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what do i look for in a man tee

when life gives you lemons squeeze them into people's eyes tee

i got a heart like a truck runs on dreams and gasoline tee

getting through life one anxiety attack at a time tee

my cat was right about you tee

hang in there it gets worse tee

do i run tee

coffee because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm tee

i love cowboys with beards & tight jeans tee

i don't make mistakes i marry them tee

i have absolutely no desire to fit in tee

my forehead is big from all the disrespectful thoughts i keep to myself tee

cats don’t tell the police where your drugs are tee

it's me hi i'm the trouble maker tee

all booked for christmas tee

sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them tee

i keep my standards as high as my anxiety tee

stirring the pot is my specialty tee

would love to f-ck around more and find out less thanks tee

my mind is like someone emptied the junk drawer on to a trampoline tee