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b*craft the art of pissing people off by telling them the truth tee

i survived another year tee

don't judge a book by its movie tee

now that's what i call anxiety tee

don't forget to drink your water and mind your business tee

sweet as sugar cold as iced tee

don't bring me to tears when i just did my makeup so nice tee

if you see me talking to myself do not disturb i'm having a staff meeting tee

i hate it when i see an old person and then realize we went to high school together tee

busy raising children who won’t turn out tee

mama raised me to take no bull tee

may your coffee kick in before reality does tee

does your business need minding tee

dogs are god's way of apologizing for your relatives tee

wine a glass a day keeps the demons away tee

today i'm wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion tee

some people are like slinkies tee

if you are going to be salty then bring the tequila retro tee

surviving purely out of spite tee

one day i was born then everything bothered me & that brings us up to date tee