High Cotton

go ahead just walk all over me - doormat

hootin' leads to hollerin' car magnet

let that shit go - kitchen towel

i work so i can afford coaster

i'm running late for everything car magnet

a banana has 105 calories coaster

personal injury attorney cat coaster

trying a new thing coaster

my cat watching me coaster

get off the counter coaster

i have finally come to the conclusion coaster

it's not a party until the wiener comes out - kitchen towel

i sold the dog online coaster

i am having a glass of wine doormat

hell hath no fury coaster

look at you with your fancy manners coaster

i think my gummy just kicked in coaster

make it a double - kitchen towel

adulthood is straight up the worst hood - kitchen towel

put on your tiara and pour a martini coaster