High Cotton

i ran twice today - kitchen towel

stop asking me to make plans car magnet

i swear to god coaster

welcome bitches let's drink - funny doormat

i'm about to cause a scene coaster

i love peeing outside car magnet

it's my cat's world coaster

my therapist told me to cut back on wine - kitchen towel

people keep asking me coaster

hootin' leads to hollerin' car magnet

you can be anything you want to be coaster

make it a double - kitchen towel

welcome to the smoke show- funny doormat

you had me at let's day drink - kitchen towel

a toast to the good old days coaster

getting abducted by aliens car magnet

you don't need fun to have alcohol coaster

you're everything i ever wanted in a friend - kitchen towel

adulthood is straight up the worst hood - kitchen towel

put on your tiara and pour a martini coaster