the whatever network!

emergency toilet paper - sand paper - aluminum oxide sandpaper, coarse, 9-inch by 11-inch

red team / iamredteam.com -- wristbands

tickets to time-traveler conventions (regional, national, and global)

jeff's consulting services - virality focus

books for kids - 3 pack!

books for kids - bob the bed hog

bubble-free stickers

box of... moist towelettes?!? (from moistwhatever.com?)

#crassbuttrue "i make poop" baby onesie

stamp: cancelled

stamp: the "d" stamp

stainless steel mixing bowl - doubles as a stylish hat!

social distancing samurai sword! (real!)

emergency toilet paper! [card(s)]

danger red flags! (because ignoring red flags can be just as dangerous as construction site dangers!)

books for kids - a sock’s tale

screw?!?

"i'm a potato" short-sleeve unisex t-shirt

stamp: kindness is the key!

realisticrick.com