the whatever network!

stamp: what the...?

moist (design 2) super-soft tri-blend t-shirt

social distancing string

keep score (in your relationship?!) with this table-top relationship scorekeeper!

the zika zapper!

relationship scorekeeper! (we really don't recommend this) #badidea

become an "oscar-nominee!" and maybe even an "oscar-winner!"

unsolicited dik-dik pics!

fruit by the foot fruit flavored snacks, starburst, variety pack, 12 ct

stamp: it could always suck more!

master plan (premises, philosophies, programs)

stamp: fail

moist (design 2) classic (white) t-shirt

social distancing samurai sword (fake / toy / foam)

shred that sh*t! (you send it. we shred it!)

red linesman flag (soccer) - somanyredflags.com

mini middle finger (finger puppets)

box of... nothing?!? (in a variety of colors and sizes!)

imakepoop.com baby jersey short sleeve tee

stamp: #fyp #foryou #foryoupage