paper sluts

you've been such a bad influence wait, was that me? card

one year older! still a bitch card

not herpes get well card

chin up tits out you got this card

when you are going to hell in every religion happy birthday!! see you there card

notice how sometimes when you stop giving a fuck, everything seems to fall into place? no fucks given card

congrats on your new baby (don't drop it) card

behind every good man...is a better woman carrying his stupid ass card

don't drop it

when you accidently wrote satan rather than santa. merry christmas card

i like you everyone else can kindly fuck right off card

people will stare ...fuck 'em card

happy birthday you whore card

happy birthday you sparkly little shitshow card

hey slut its your birthday card

i googled your symptoms and it turns out everyone else just needs to fuck off card

it's your special day bitch card

i will always be there for you. just give the word and i will shank a bitch card

fuuuuuucccckkkkk you made an actual human being card