Happy Birthday You Whore Card

Call it as you see it. Thick, velvety cardstock + eye-popping color = a card that feels as outrageous as it reads. Comes with its own envelope (duh) and a plastic sleeve so it arrives looking fresh—no bent corners, no dull punchlines.  Card size is 4.25" X 5.5" Made right here in the USA!!  Brand: Paper Sluts Paper Sluts is a proudly independent brand creating hilarious, unapologetically inappropriate greeting cards that say exactly what everyone is thinking. Founded by Christopher and Michael in Springfield, Oregon, their cards combine sharp humor, high-quality craftsmanship, and affordable prices to deliver laughs, cringes, and unforgettable moments. Perfect for anyone who believes greeting cards should be as funny as the people sending them.