m e r i w e t h e r

parenthood is throwing a tantrum... vinyl sticker

everything happens for a reason but wtf... friendship card

piss off, landlords... housewarming card

you are fucking crushing it... congratulations card

couples therapy... drink coaster

fuck you, salad... oven mitt

yes the fuck you can... friendship card

women who laugh when angry... drink coaster

cool accent... magnet

quite the scholar... magnet

your heart and mine... love card

virgos are a pain... christmas card copy

let me be skinny... magnet

every great friendship... coffee mug

it ain't easy... ceramic coffee mug

rock the catbox... mistaken lyrics pint glass blue

first draft of email... coffee mug

bangs... wine glass

i've got two chickens to paralyze... mistaken lyrics pint glass

my snarky comeback... magnet