m e r i w e t h e r

i might just barf... engagement card

i licked it... love card

it's me. i'm bitches... birthday card

a total bad ass... friendship card

slur for teenagers... wine label

i love you, dummy... love card

a token of my poverty... birthday card

we built these titties... misundertood lyrics pint glass

soulmates don't meet by accident... friendship card

be the bigger person… drink coaster

i talk a lot of shit... drink coaster

maybe the grinch would be nicer... christmas card.

fuck that bitch... magnet

jesus loves you... coffee mug

dating is just wondering... drink coaster

work... coffee mug

like a virgin touched for the 31st time... misheard lyrics pint glass blue

i like big butts... misheard lyrics pint glass

being an adult... magnet

why are you dumping me?... vinyl sticker