m e r i w e t h e r

the worst day of your life... drink coaster

male birth control is free... drink coaster

biggest red flag... magnet

no kids... wine glass

nice butt... love card.

performance enhancing drug... whiskey glass

what a woman wants... magnet

she was a fax machine... mistaken lyrics pint glass -blue

i like big butts... misheard lyrics pint glass blue

high iqs... coffee mug

my guardian angel... vinyl sticker

parenthood and tic-tacs... vinyl sticker

the most important meal... magnet

motherfucking bad ass... friendship card

rudolph: hold my beer... christmas card

the best part of christmas day... christmas card

the dad checklist.... father's day card

thrift store dating... drink coaster

your ex... drink coaster

i just fucking love dogs, ok? - ceramic mug