m e r i w e t h e r

smuggling wine... mother's day card

the little joy you have left... magnet

diamond status... congratulations card

congrats on your new hizzle... housewarming card

dear santa, i have been good... christmas card

marriage licenses... drink coaster

it's really up to you... drink coaster

algebra instead of relaxing… drink coaster

per my previous email… journal

father of the god damn year... ceramic mug

punch out... magnet

sorry i'm late... ceramic mug

cold as my ex wife's heart... vintage beer koozie

huge penis... coffee mug

snip snip… coffee mug

i think they're neato... love card

the sex is so good... love card

you picked a fine time... mistaken lyrics pint glass blue

i've got two chickens to paralyze... mistaken lyrics pint glass blue

dear husband.... father's day card