m e r i w e t h e r

my genius is almost frightening... notebook

let's suffer through monogamy together... love card

i left some brains down in africa... mistaken lyrics pint glass

fake people... friendship card

your gift this year is me... birthday card

gold diggers... vinyl sticker

the motherfucking garbage bag... magnet

wet clothes... koozie

ugly baby... magnet

do not spend money.. magnet

can i have a kiss... love card

your dad is my cardio... ceramic mug

zero fucking clue... magnet

listen here asshat... coffee mug

queen of fucking everything.

pizza topping... coffee mug.

holy shit, i love you... love card

loading the dishwasher correctly... magnet

week long birthdays... birthday card

things i'm totally over... letter pressed journal