corporate snark

ask me about my lobotomy keychain

f*ck you very much sticker

work made us coworkers card

imperfect shit my boss asked me to do notebook

someone's weird coworker sticker

shitshows that need supervision notebook

go ahead call hr notebook

i could be meaner notebook

hang in there, it gets worse opossum sticker

all i want for christmas is my gross pay christmas card

let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today sticker

i have stability the ability to stab sticker

fuck you this much sticker

if idiots could fly sticker

i do not spew profanities postcard

you're welcome! it was the least i could do postcard

fuck you this much sticker

you're welcome! it was the least i could do postcard

born to dilly dally postcard

i run on eye rolls sticker