corporate snark

i do not spew profanities postcard

i am not the bigger person sticker

fuck you, off, that postcard

you make me wish i had more fingers sticker

don't ask me i just work here postcard

on the day you were hired the stars were perfectly aligned card

working with me is the only gift you need candle

i poop on company time sticker

this should have been an email opossum sticker

idk, i just work here opossum sticker

you're my favorite bitch to bitch about bitches with candle

thoughts from a not so humble genius notebook

deck the halls not coworkers christmas card

be the reason hr gets involved notebook

not friendly opossum sticker

work made us coworkers card

fafo sheriff sticker

imperfect why don't you cc your mom notebook

mentally i'm curly fries... salty & spiraling sticker

what a fucked up time to be alive keychain