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it's getting drunk on the patio season

adulthood is straight up the worst hood i've ever lived in tee

cheating on me is easy finding out why your car won't start is expensive tee

frustrated tee

the difference between coffee & your opinion is that i asked for coffee tee

on my husband's last nerve tee

whew that was close almost had to socialize tee

i won't stop for gas but i will stop for iced coffee tee

before i was a mom i was a menace to society tee

let's have a moment of silence for all those people dying for attention tee

due to financial reasons i will be passing away tee

this shirt was tested on animals tee

most likely to go back for seconds thanksgiving tee

blame it on my gypsy soul tee

my circle is so small i have more kids than friends tee

i'm not great at giving advice may i offer a sarcastic comment tee

vintage soul tee

i'm not sarcastic i'm just intelligent beyond your imagination tee

he's a ten but he doesn't mind that tee

most likely to burn the turkey thanksgiving tee