Two Words One Finger

force you to be right "mix and match" coaster

fluent in fowl language towel

when i ask for directions tea towel

live. laugh. leave by 9

dear autocorrect, it was never duck note pad

lead me not into temptation towel

friend serious function towel

life of the fucking party colorful cocktail napkins

fuck kitchen towel

happy birthday you fucking fossil cocktail napkins

fucking rockstar rocks glass

thirsty bitch cocktail napkins

just a tini bit older cocktail napkins

fucker in charge - vinyl sticker

another fucking birthday - orange cocktail napkins

shit's fucked magnet

today's problems magnet

dear whatever doesn't kill me magnet

agree to disagree magnet

i child-proofed my house magnet