The WHATEVER Network!

happy birthday - birthday cake card!

happy [whatever!] - fill in the blank to customize for any occassion!

happy birthday! (creepy?)

coloring cards! (intricate design, probably for adults)

duck, duck, goose! (duck card)

scissors (from rock, paper, scissors set)

i-69 [in many states] - where do you 69?

jeff's consulting services - virality focus

happy easter!

go f*** yourself! (***not what you think)

perspective! (awe-inspiring waterfall)

passing notes -- via text message screen?!?

passing notes -- via gmail?!?

tic-tac breath mints + "just thought you should know" cards

you are a pink starburst. don't ever let anyone treat you like a yellow starburst!

burn! ("burn" card + burn cream!)

passing notes -- via text message screen?!?

the water board!

the climax counter?!?! (v1) from climaxcounter.com?!?

emergency toilet paper - copy/printer paper, 8.5 x 11 inches, 500 sheets per ream