The Shirt Republic

headbanging for two

hike

the greatest medicine

hooker for rent

horrors exist but so do i

i love creampies

i poop in showers

juicy wieners

inbred and proud

just a boy who loves tornadoes

once a bear, always a bear

founding fathers

thug life

football vibes

diarrhea survivor

i may not be a gorilla but i can beat off 100 men

sometimes i just be fartin’

just married (50 years ago)

glossed lips and thick hips

i suck toes