The Shirt Republic

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once a cougar always a cougar

once a crusader always a crusader

once a wildcat always a wildcat

once an eagle always an eagle

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once a bulldog always a bulldog

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a dirty hoe is a happy hoe

dog is friendly, human is not

once a dragon, always a dragon

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