Tactical Gear Junkie

as seen on socials - you can't back out of a butt fucking - 2x4 patch - olive drab w/black

as seen on socials - i'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 - 2x4 patch - black w/od

as seen on socials - did you take your stupid pills with dumb juice today? - 2x4 patch - black w/white

as seen on socials - live, laugh, toaster bath - 2x5 patch - gray w/red

as seen on socials - shooting guns and spreadin buns - 2x3 patch - multicam w/blk

as seen on socials - 15% stud 85% muffin - 2x4 patch - olive drab w/red

you eat banana's for the shape and not the taste! - 3.5 inch pvc patch

as seen on socials - i'll be nicer when you're smarter - 2x4 patch - desert tan w/black

patch mat stocking

rudolph’s favorite fat guy: tactical santa - unisex t-shirt

december 2024 potm - sloped roof qualified - unisex t-shirt

sticker - santa's favorite ho - mrs. claus - 3"

sticker - rudolph's favorite fat guy: santa - 3.5"

rudolph’s favorite fat guy: tactical santa - 3" pvc patch

sticker - tactical nutcracker - 3"

tactical nutcracker - 4 inch - fully embroidered patch

sticker - december 2024 potm - "sloped roof qualified" - 3" sticker

december potm - "sloped roof qualified" - ocp tactical 3.75" patch

sticker - fragile leg lamp delight: a christmas story sticker - glowing nostalgia for your gear! - 4 inch

definitely not a dildo christmas wrapping with bow 4" slap sticker - v.2.0 - nsfw