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"woman taking break from anxiety to feel guilt for no reason" hardboard back coaster

"‘i contain multitudes,’ says woman who contains mostly shredded cheese" hardboard back coaster

"report: people don’t take enough candid and beautiful photos of me" hardboard back coaster

"woman with mansion owes everything to 6th grade game of mash" hardboard back coaster

"how to vacuum once and think maybe you're not actually mentally ill" hardboard back coaster

"go girl! this woman is still employed despite decades of rampant incompetence" hardboard back coaster

"inspiring! woman breaks gender barrier by living in grosser apartment than boyfriend" hardboard back coaster

"nice! this woman’s inferiority and superiority complexes basically cancel each other out" hardboard back coaster

"stoned woman eating pretzel bread at aquarium has no need for god or money" hardboard back coaster

"get him to notice you by being a small clump of cells in a uterus" hardboard back coaster

"woman too tired to check if that noise was a serial killer" hardboard back coaster

"woman risks entire career, livelihood for 15 more minutes of sleep" hardboard back coaster

"'ugh, typical straight white man,' says typical straight white woman" hardboard back coaster

"'working on it!’ says woman who just remembered she has to work on it" hardboard back coaster

"surprise! goth friend grew up in wealthy, loving two-parent household" hardboard back coaster

"woman takes break from crying to see if she looks cute crying" hardboard back coaster

"how to save money by eliminating all sources of joy from your life" hardboard back coaster

"woman's cry for help distilled into commenting 'it me' on several pictures of raccoons" hardboard back coaster

"'i need a new job,' says woman who needs a different economic system" hardboard back coaster

"aww! these businessmen came to an agreement so they held hands for a bit" hardboard back coaster