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"i don't like this thing but for different, more nuanced reasons than yours" hardboard back coaster

"do you have ibs or does your asshole just have adhd?" hardboard back coaster

"woman for whom nothing is going right takes solace in having a huge ass" hardboard back coaster

"child labor? boss asking you to do work even though you're only 26" hardboard back coaster

"woman a little disappointed meeting with boss led to more work instead of being fired" hardboard back coaster

"'i'm a nice guy!' screams man" hardboard back coaster

"is your cat sitting on you because it likes you, or because you're dying?" hardboard back coaster

"how to say your love language is receiving gifts without sounding like a french child-prince" hardboard back coaster

"white guy never thought of it that way" hardboard back coaster

"wow! man being ironically sexist is also normal sexist" hardboard back coaster

"'i would start running, but it's bad for my knees,' says woman who sits like gollum for 10 hours everyday" hardboard back coaster

"quiz: should you crochet, knit, or start smoking cigarettes?" hardboard back coaster

"woman listens to guided meditation on 1.75x speed" hardboard back coaster

"uh oh! funny story requires traumatic family background" hardboard back coaster

"woman who filled void with baby misses void" hardboard back coaster

"woman artfully namedrops headache to set scene for canceling plans tonight" hardboard back coaster

"swap cardio for pushing a boulder up an eternal hill in hell" hardboard back coaster

"tyrant? this man became the mayor of flavortown without ever holding a fair election" hardboard back coaster

"‘okay,’ says woman for no reason every 30 minutes while alone in her apartment" hardboard back coaster

"woman reconsiders desire for success when she realizes she might have to wake up early" hardboard back coaster