PureSarcasm

text back in 6–8 months - sarcastic socks | puresarcasm

mommin’ like birth control works - sarcastic socks | puresarcasm

snack, regret, repeat. - sarcastic socks | puresarcasm

straight a’s, now sad af - sarcastic socks | puresarcasm

already logged in. still dying. - sarcastic socks | puresarcasm

meetings: where time goes to die - sarcastic socks | puresarcasm

congress still employed, somehow - sarcastic socks | puresarcasm

vodka's my therapist now - sarcastic socks | puresarcasm

grill dad, cry inside - sarcastic socks | puresarcasm

therapist says i’m ‘interesting’ - sarcastic socks | puresarcasm

quitting tomorrow. again. - sarcastic socks | puresarcasm

baby screamed me into silence - sarcastic socks | puresarcasm

graduated. now hiring regret. - sarcastic socks | puresarcasm

still friends, out of guilt - sarcastic socks | puresarcasm

in-laws: the boss level trauma - sarcastic socks | puresarcasm

living off toddler leftovers - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

scheduled a hangout. 2027. - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

bad ideas. zero regrets. allegedly. - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

social battery? flatlined since 2012 - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

festive like a root canal - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm