PureSarcasm

my therapist has four legs - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

dream job. nightmare paycheck. - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

i survived another family dinner - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

my wallet has depression - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

unfriended? try deserved. - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

when friends = rescheduling contests - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

i gift regret. you're welcome. - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

dna: do not associate - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

cc’d into my afterlife - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

filibuster my will to live - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

inherited trauma, returned with interest - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

therapy’s expensive, so i scream - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

decorate. argue. repeat. merry whatever. - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

memes raised me, not parents - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

vodka solves 80% of you - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

my sleep filed a restraining order - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

santa saw, still got nothing - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

married myself out of options - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

zoomed out, permanently - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

nap when i’m dead, maybe - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm