PureSarcasm

small talk? i’d rather die. - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

regret looks great on me - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

elf yourself, i'm done - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

married: now featuring silent loathing - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

dad jokes, child support not included - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

my vote's in witness protection - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

did my passion clock out too? - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

my commute’s 12 steps… to bed - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

ask dad. lol kidding. - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

oh look, another emotional landmine - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

introverted, not invisible — yet. - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

napped in parking. again. - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

team meeting, brain funeral - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

screamed at by a toddler ceo - sarcastic beanie | puresarcasm

microwaved sleep since 2009 - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

democracy? i voted for chaos - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

nap when i’m dead, maybe - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

zoomed out, permanently - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

married myself out of options - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm

santa saw, still got nothing - sarcastic hat | puresarcasm