PureSarcasm

still muted, like my soul - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

we should totally reschedule forever - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

mom said not to trust me - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

married up, leveled down - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

abs aren’t worth the trauma - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

my in-laws came pre-assembled - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

every room’s a threat assessment - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

meetings: where ideas go to die - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

scanned myself, no likes - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

my kids show no mercy - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

legally awake, spiritually deceased - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

i quit quitting tomorrow - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

scheduled fun dies by tuesday - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

dad mode: permanently buffering - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

joy to the wine shelf - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

overdrafted and emotionally unpaid - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

dad nap? that was a coma. - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

burpees lied. i'm still trash. - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

out of office — forever - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

my liver filed for divorce - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm