One Moody Heart

easily distracted by bad bunny candle

thank you for being my unpaid therapist candle

sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything candle

please don't do coke in the bathroom candle

i refuse to argue with people who should've been swallowed candle

don't be a cunt candle

the best bitches are born in march birthday candle

i support a man's right to shut the fuck up candle

mom thank you for sharing your dna now we're both bitches candle

mom life is hard but at least your children aren't ugly candle

mom i hope this smells better than the shit i put you through candle

chance made us coworkers bitching about everyone else made us friends candle

no outside clothes on my bed please candle

please leave by 9 candle

i don't cook but i love to stir the pot candle

for when you just want to burn something candle

i won't be remembered as a woman who kept her mouth shut candle

in loving memory of your twenties candle

in loving memory of your thirties birthday candle

in loving memory of your forties birthday candle